Gingrich Romney

I mean, we did kind of steal Texas from the Mexicans.”

I’ve never been so hung over in my life.”

No thanks, I’ve raised enough money.”

We’ve sort of got an open-relationship thing going.”

9/11 was an inside job.”

Patriarchy.”

I’m just not sure I believe in God.”

Yeah, Big Pharma pretty much wrote that bill for me.”

You shoulda seen the size of the dump I just took.”

I don’t really follow sports.”

The military budget is big enough already.”

You’re making me so wet.”

Have you read much Marx?”

Gee, I guess Israel is an apartheid state.”

I’m bi.”

We’ve probably killed more civilians than the terrorists have.”

That’s a dumb question.”

Are you on Foursquare?”

Oui, je parle francais.”

Third wife’s a charm!”

Fuck the troops.”

Subscribe to Maisonneuve today.

Related on maisonneuve.org:

—A Conversation in the Afterlife Between Chritopher Hitchens and Kim Jong-Il
—Hugging Christie Blatchford

—Wolf Blitzer Salutes a Bunch of Other Things

Follow Maisonneuve on FacebookTwitter and Tumblr.

Tenth Anniversary: Spring

ISSUE 43 Tenth Anniversary: Spring 2012

online content:

also in this issue:

  • Face the Music

    by Tim Falconer How can someone who passionately loves music also be a terrible singer? Tim Falconer takes up voice lessons—and discovers the surprising science of tone deafness.
  • The Big Job

    by Deni Y. Béchard As a teenager, Deni Y. Béchard went to Vancouver to live with his father, an ex-con with a penchant for telling tall tales. He met a man desperate to forget the past.
  • The Homesickness of Astronauts

    by Johanna Skibsrud "She felt a great sadness. She would remember next to nothing of this, even soon."
  • [see full issue contents]