“Pennies do not come from heaven. They have to be earned here on earth.”—Margaret Thatcher

“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”—Joan Rivers

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.”
—Bo Derek

“A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.”
—Mae West, My Little Chickadee

“Big girls need big diamonds.”
—Elizabeth Taylor

“I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.”—Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Don’t get mad. Get everything.”—Ivana Trump

“If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.”
—Katherine Hepburn

“You know, in China they say, ‘The thinner the chopsticks, the higher the social status.’ Of course, I got the thinnest I could find. That’s why people hate me.”
—Martha Stewart

“If you would learn what God thinks about money, you have only to look at those to whom he has given it.”—Dorothy Parker

“I don’t want to make money, I just want to be wonderful.”—Marilyn Monroe

“Don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars.”—Bette Davis, Now, Voyager